Funny Jake-ism's

As always, Jake is constantly keeping us in stitches! So here are a few of his latest Jake-ism's...

Nana: "Jake what's your favorite thing in the whole world?"
Jake: "Planets, Stars, and Yard Birds (yard birds are chickens, just so you know)"
Um... Great Jake... ?

At church, there was a girl behind them making a little too much noise for Jake's liking. So he turned around...
Jake: "Hush, girl!"
Amber: "Jake! Don't tell her to be quiet. Let her Momma do it."
Jake again: "Be quiet!"
Amber: "Jake that's rude stop it!"
Jake frustrated: "DONK IT GIRL!"
Amber: "Jake!!"
Jake: "I didn't say be quiet I said Donk It."
Well... when you all figure out what "donk it" means... let us know.

Mom and Amber were being silly after a long night of shopping and Jake was annoyed...
Jake: "Momma, Nana, shut..."
Amber: "Excuse me!? What were you going to say?"
Jake: "Uhh... I was just gonna say... Shut Down."
You know... the opposite of shut up... great :)

The other day he decided to take out EVERY single piece of our Life Game and Candy Land and then came up to me, said, "T, you should pick this up for me." and went to watch a TV show... Gee... thanks!

Jake asked last Sunday what we did last night and my Mom said that Pop Pop took her on a date and Jake said, "Oh! Good Job Pop Pop!"